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The Operation

Morris was a very uneducated man, but by ruthless means became very rich. The older Morris got, the richer he got, the richer he got, the more women he had, the more women he had, the less use he was to them.

One day, Morris went to the top surgeon in the business and said, “I want to be castrated.”

“You want to be WHAT?”

“I said castrated, my sexual powers are failing. I insist you operate at once.”

The surgeon was a bit dubious, but in view of this last statement, and for a fee of $10,000, he carried out the operation.

Some weeks later, Morris was drinking in his local pub, listening to the conversation at the next table.

“I say, Barney,” said one of the group, do you think there’s any truth to the rumour that if a man gets himself circumcised, it improves his sexual performance?”

Morris quickly left the pub muttering to himself “Circumcised, that was the word I’ve been trying to think of.”

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