Laugh a little
Moishe was sitting at the breakfast table one Sunday morning reading the News of the World. He had just read an article about a beautiful film star who had announced that she was going to marry a football player who was famous not only for his aggression on and off the field, but also for his lack of IQ and common sense. In fact he was ‘thick as two planks’.
Like many men, Moishe loved hearing his own voice and liked to report aloud stories he read from the paper. So he turned to his wife Sadie and said, "I’ll never understand why the biggest schmucks get the most attractive wives."
Sadie replied, "Why thank you, darling!"