Laugh a little
The obituary
Mandelbaum died and his wife, Sarah, phoned the Jewish Chronicle to place an obituary.
Sarah said to them, "This is what I want you to print: .... Bernie is dead."
The man at the Jewish Chronicle said, "But for $25, you are allowed to print six words."
Sarah answered, "Okay, then print: ..... Bernie is dead. Lexus for sale."