Laugh a little
Moishe was in a terrible car accident, which mangled his "manhood" and tore it from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that he would have to go privately to have this done - such an operation was not available under the National Health. Although Moishe did not have any private medical cover, he told the doctor that it was not going to be a problem – it was so important, he would pay for it out of his savings.
"So how much will it cost?" asked Moishe.
"About $4,500 for a small one, $7,500 for medium and $12,000 for large."
Moishe said, "Then I’ll have the large one, please."
But the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before making such an important decision and left the room to allow Moishe to call his wife on his mobile. Moishe spent 10 minutes discussing his options with Sadie and when the doctor came back into the room, he found Moishe looking utterly dejected.
"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
Moishe answered, "Sadie said she'd rather have a new kitchen."