This week's services:     Friday evening @ 6:45PM  -  Saturday morning @ 9:30AM

Friday night services will be held at the home of the Rabbi.  The address is 1506 Victoria Avenue.  Enter via the door nearest the driveway.

Laugh a little

We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From www.awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff

It's all in the way you ask

Two Yeshiva students are discussing whether it is allowed to smoke while learning Torah. But they cannot reach any agreement.

So Yankel says to Moishe, "We will go and ask the Rebbe."

When they find the Rabbi, Yankel asks him, "Rebbe, is it permitted to smoke while learning Torah?"

The rabbi replies in a severe tone of voice: "Certainly not!"

Moishe then addresses the Rabbi, "Rebbe, let me ask you another question.   May we learn Torah while we smoke?"

The Rabbi immediately replies, with a warm smile, "Yes, of course!"

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