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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From www.awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff

Three Wise Women

What would have happened if three wise Jewish women had gone to Bethlehem instead of three wise men? They would have: -

  • asked directions.
  • arrived on time.
  • helped deliver the baby.
  • hired someone to clean the stable.
  • made a brisket.
  • and brought practical gifts.

And what would they have said to each other after they left?

  • "Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that shmatta?"
  • "That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!"
  • "Virgin? I knew her in school!"
  • "Can you believe they let all of those disgusting animals in there?"
  • "I heard that Joseph doesn't have a job."
  • "And that donkey they are riding has seen better days!"
  • "We'll just see how long it will take to get your brisket dish back.

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Date: Mar 7 '20
Sponsor: Regina Novak
In loving memory of my husband Morris Novak (AH)
 
Date: Jul 25 '20
Sponsor: Regina Novak
In loving memory of my friend Harold Israel Eisenberg (AH)
 

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