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Laugh a little

We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From www.awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff

Isn’t marriage wonderful?

  • Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage!
  • “I married Miss Right.  I just didn't know her first name was Always.”
  • “I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.  I don't like to interrupt her.”
  • Marriage is a 3-ring circus:  Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
  • The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"  I said, "Dust!"
  • In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested.  Then God created woman.  Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
  • Why do men die before their wives?  Because they want to.
  • A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping in Brent Cross and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
  • Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
  • Son: “Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?” Dad: "Not just in Africa, son. That happens in every country.
  • The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
  • First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"  Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
  • Q: How do most men define marriage? A: An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
  • Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
  • If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
  • Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
  • A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying.

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Date: Feb 16 '19
Sponsor: Regina Novak
In honour of my husband Morris Novak (AH) yahrzeit
 

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