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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

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From www.awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2016 David Minkoff

And G-d created Israel

On the sixth day, G-d turned to the Angels and said:  "Today I am going to create a land called Israel, it will be a land of mountains full of snow, sparkly lakes, forests full of all kind of trees, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life."

G-d continued, "I shall make the land rich so to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Israeli, and they shall be known to the most people on earth."

"But L-rd, asked the Angels, don't you think you are being too generous to these Israeli's?"

"Not really, G-d replied, just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them."

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Date: Jul 15 '17
Sponsor: Regina Novak
In Honour of Harold Eisenberg's (AH) yahrzeit
 
Date: Feb 24 '18
Sponsor: Regina Novak
In Honour of Husband Morris Novak's (AH) yahrzeit
 

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