This week's services:     Friday evening @ 6:30PM  -  Saturday morning @ 9:30AM
Purim:  Wednesday
evening @ 8:00PM (at chapel)  -  Thursday morning @ 7:15AM (at Peretz House)

Friday night services will be held at the home of the Rabbi.  The address is 1506 Victoria Avenue.  Enter via the door nearest the driveway.

Laugh a little

We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From www.awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff

The Fur Coat

David Levy and a beautiful woman walk into a very posh Beverly Hills furrier.

"Show the lady your finest mink!" David says.

So the furrier goes into the storeroom and comes out with an absolutely stunning full-length coat. As the lady tries it on, the furrier goes over to David and discreetly whispers in his ear, "Ah, sir, that particular fur coat goes for $50,000."

"No problem! I'll write you out a cheque."

"Very good, sir," says the furrier. "Today is Friday, you may come by on Tuesday to pick it up after the cheque has cleared."


So David and the woman leave.


On Tuesday, David returns to the shop, on his own. The furrier is outraged to see him.


"How dare you show your face in here? There wasn't a single penny in your bank account."


"I just had to come by," grinned David, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life."

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