Laugh a little
We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From www.awordinyoureye.com. Copyright © 2001-2016 David Minkoff
Mandelbaum died and his wife, Sarah, phoned the Jewish Chronicle to place an obituary.
Sarah said to them, "This is what I want you to print: .... Bernie is dead."
The man at the Jewish Chronicle said, "But for $25, you are allowed to print six words."
Sarah answered, "Okay, then print: ..... Bernie is dead. Lexus for sale."