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And G-d created Israel
On the sixth day, G-d turned to the Angels and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Israel, it will be a land of mountains full of snow, sparkly lakes, forests full of all kind of trees, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life."
G-d continued, "I shall make the land rich so to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Israeli, and they shall be known to the most people on earth."
"But L-rd, asked the Angels, don't you think you are being too generous to these Israeli's?"
"Not really, G-d replied, just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them."