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The Two Farmers

Bud, from Texas, is on holiday in Israel and meets farmer Shlomo there. Bud asks Shlomo what he does.

"I raise a few chickens," says Shlomo. “I'm also a farmer.”


“So am I. How much land do you have?” asks Bud.


“Fifty meters in front, and almost a hundred at the back.”


Now it was the turn of Shlomo to ask a question.


“You’re from Texas, so what about your farm?" asks Shlomo.


Bud tells him, "On my farm, I can drive from morning until sundown and not reach the end of my property."


"That's too bad," says Shlomo. "I once had a car like that."

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Date: Feb 24 '18
Sponsor: Regina Novak
In Honour of Husband Morris Novak's (AH) yahrzeit
 

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