This week's services:     Friday evening @ 5:00PM  -  Saturday morning @ 9:30AM

Friday night services will be held at the home of the Rabbi.  The address is 1506 Victoria Avenue.  Enter via the door nearest the driveway.

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Five Stupid Jokes

Stupid #1
Freda walks into a wine bar and asks the barman to give her a double entendre. So he gives her one.

Stupid #2
Two Jewish aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant!

Stupid #3
Q: How do you know when a Jewish dog is fully mature?
A: He has a bark-mitzvah!

Stupid #4
I came from a very poor family. One Chanukah, my dad gave me an empty box and told me it was an Action Man deserter kit.

Stupid #5
Morris’s local manufacturing business was broken into last night and a large quantity of wigs was stolen. Police are currently combing the area for clues.

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Kiddush Club


Date: Feb 16 '19
Sponsor: Regina Novak
In honour of my husband Morris Novak (AH) yahrzeit
 

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