Laugh a little
The Fur Coat
David Levy and a beautiful woman walk into a very posh Beverly Hills furrier.
"Show the lady your finest mink!" David says.
So the furrier goes into the storeroom and comes out with an absolutely stunning full-length coat. As the lady tries it on, the furrier goes over to David and discreetly whispers in his ear, "Ah, sir, that particular fur coat goes for $50,000."
"No problem! I'll write you out a cheque."
"Very good, sir," says the furrier. "Today is Friday, you may come by on Tuesday to pick it up after the cheque has cleared."
So David and the woman leave.
On Tuesday, David returns to the shop, on his own. The furrier is outraged to see him.
"How dare you show your face in here? There wasn't a single penny in your bank account."
"I just had to come by," grinned David, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life."