This week's services:     Saturday morning @ 9:00AM

Pre-Shabbat services are now being held via Zoom. Ask the rabbi for an invitation.

Laugh a little

Rodney Dangerfield lines:

  • A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went right over... and nobody was home!
  • During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel!
  • One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I asked him, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
  • It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
  • I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a radio and a toaster!
  • I was such an ugly baby, my mother never breast-fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
  • I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
  • I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror and I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect!"

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Kiddush Club

Date: Jul 25 '20
Sponsor: Regina Novak
In loving memory of my friend Harold Israel Eisenberg (AH)

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