Beckie: “You’ll be sorry – I’m going to leave you.
Morris: “Make up your mind – which one is it going to be?”

Beckie (to Sadie): “Just remember to be nice to your kids – they’ll be choosing your nursing home!”

Morris (timidly to Beckie): “We’re not going out tonight and that’s semi-final!”

Morris: “Beckie’s two hours late.
Max: “She’s probably been kidnapped or she’s been involved in a terrible car crash or she’s shopping.”
Morris: “Oy vay! I hope she’s not shopping!”