This week's services:     Saturday morning @ 9:00AM

Pre-Shabbat services are now being held via Zoom. Ask the rabbi for an invitation.

Laugh a little

The Lesson

Mr. Henry, the math teacher, enters the classroom. The students are playing around after the bell. They are not in their seats. Mr. Henry decides to teach them a lesson.

He calls, "Ivan, name a two-digit number."

Ivan responds, "56."

Mr. Henry, "Why not 65? Sit down, you have a D minus. Peter, name a two-digit number."

Peter responds, "18."

Mr. Henry responds, "Why not 81? A D minus for you, too. Moishe, name a two-digit number."

Moishe responds "33."

Mr. Henry replies, "Why not.... Moishe! Stop these Jewish tricks at once!"

In our thoughts

Search

Please Donate

Please help our small shul with your tax deductible donation to our building fund.Thank you for your support!

Supporters

The following businesses support the synagogue with their generous donations.
Your Ad Here

Please show your gratitude by supporting them.

Kiddush Club


Date: Jul 25 '20
Sponsor: Regina Novak
In loving memory of my friend Harold Israel Eisenberg (AH)
 

Nice to know

Upcoming Events

Use the Kiddush Club Request Form (see menu) to publicize your upcoming simcha or yahrzeit by sponsoring a Shabbat kiddush.

Copyright © 2006-2019 Congregation Shaarey Zedek. All Rights Reserved.