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Two Quickies

Q:  What's a genius?
A: An average student with a Jewish mother.

Morris walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates. "$150 for three questions," replied the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked Morris.
"Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what was your third question?"

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