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The Complaint

Goldberg wrote this letter of complaint to the creators of a body building course.

Dear Sir,
Since taking your body building course, I now have a 44 inch chest, a 32 inch waist, 17 inch biceps and an 18 inch neck. I feel absolutely marvellous but at the same time, I do feel that my chances of marriage are spoiled.
Yours faithfully,
Mary Goldberg

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