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Friday night services have been temporarily cancelled due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

Laugh a little

Thinking Ahead

Little Simon has been naughty and is sent to bed by his father.  He has only been in bed for a few minutes when he shouts downstairs, "Daddy, oh daddy."

"What do you want?" asks his father.

"I'm thirsty daddy," replies Simon, "can you bring me up a glass of water?"

"No," says his father, "you had your chance earlier.  Now get to bed and turn off the light."

A few minutes later, "Daddy, oh daddy"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" shouts his father.

"I told you, daddy, I'm very thirsty.  Can I please have a drink of water?"

"I’ve already told you the answer.  If you ask again, you’ll be punished."

Again, a few minutes later, "Daddy, oh daddy"

"WHAT IS IT THIS TIME?" shouts his father.

"When you come upstairs to punish me, daddy, can you bring a drink of water with you?"

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Date: Jul 25 '20
Sponsor: Regina Novak
In loving memory of my friend Harold Israel Eisenberg (AH)

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