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One Succoth, as two non-Jewish tourists are standing on Brooklyn Bridge, Moishe walks past carrying a Luluv and Estrog.
"Hey man, Jew, where you goin' with that palm tree and that lemon?" they ask.
"I'm going to shul." Moishe replied.
"What's ‘shul’?" they ask.
"Well, come with me and I'll show you." Moishe said.
So one goes with Moishe to synagogue and later returns to his friend after services.
"Dem Jews is crazy," he says. "First dey says 'oh no,' den dey says 'Ah don' know' and den dey says 'How sh'Ah know?'"
"Hey man, Jew, where you goin' with that palm tree and that lemon?" they ask.
"I'm going to shul." Moishe replied.
"What's ‘shul’?" they ask.
"Well, come with me and I'll show you." Moishe said.
So one goes with Moishe to synagogue and later returns to his friend after services.
"Dem Jews is crazy," he says. "First dey says 'oh no,' den dey says 'Ah don' know' and den dey says 'How sh'Ah know?'"
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