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Moishe meets Santa
Father Christmas was on duty, working in the Brent Cross Shopping Centre. When a little girl comes up to his table, Santa asks her, "What’s your name, dear, and what do you want for Christmas?"
The girl replies, "My name is Mary and I would like a new Barbie doll for Christmas, please."
Santa tells her, "I will add your Barbie doll to my list, but for now, please take a present from my toy sack."
Then a little boy comes up to his table. Santa asks him, "What’s your name, boy, and what do you want for Christmas?"
The boy replies, "My name is Peter and I want a Harry Potter remote control car for Christmas."
Santa tells him, "I will add your Harry Potter car to my list, but for now, please take a present from my toy sack."
Then another little boy comes up to his table. Santa asks him, "What’s your name, handsome, and what do you want for Christmas?"
The boy replies, "My name is Moishe and I'm Jewish. I’m not allowed to ask for anything from Santa."
Santa points to his toy sack and whispers in the boy's ear, "נעמען צוויי"
The girl replies, "My name is Mary and I would like a new Barbie doll for Christmas, please."
Santa tells her, "I will add your Barbie doll to my list, but for now, please take a present from my toy sack."
Then a little boy comes up to his table. Santa asks him, "What’s your name, boy, and what do you want for Christmas?"
The boy replies, "My name is Peter and I want a Harry Potter remote control car for Christmas."
Santa tells him, "I will add your Harry Potter car to my list, but for now, please take a present from my toy sack."
Then another little boy comes up to his table. Santa asks him, "What’s your name, handsome, and what do you want for Christmas?"
The boy replies, "My name is Moishe and I'm Jewish. I’m not allowed to ask for anything from Santa."
Santa points to his toy sack and whispers in the boy's ear, "נעמען צוויי"