This week's services:     Friday evening @ 7:30PM  -  Saturday morning @ 9:30AM

Friday night services will be held at the home of the Rabbi.  The address is 1506 Victoria Avenue.  Enter via the door nearest the driveway.

Laugh a little

We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From www.awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff

Moishe meets Santa

Father Christmas was on duty, working in the Brent Cross Shopping Centre. When a little girl comes up to his table, Santa asks her, "What’s your name, dear, and what do you want for Christmas?"

The girl replies, "My name is Mary and I would like a new Barbie doll for Christmas, please."

Santa tells her, "I will add your Barbie doll to my list, but for now, please take a present from my toy sack."

Then a little boy comes up to his table. Santa asks him, "What’s your name, boy, and what do you want for Christmas?"

The boy replies, "My name is Peter and I want a Harry Potter remote control car for Christmas."

Santa tells him, "I will add your Harry Potter car to my list, but for now, please take a present from my toy sack."

Then another little boy comes up to his table. Santa asks him, "What’s your name, handsome, and what do you want for Christmas?"

The boy replies, "My name is Moishe and I'm Jewish. I’m not allowed to ask for anything from Santa."

Santa points to his toy sack and whispers in the boy's ear, "נעמען צוויי"

In our thoughts

Search

Please Donate

Please help our small shul with your tax deductible donation to our building fund.Thank you for your support!

Supporters

The following businesses support the synagogue with their generous donations.

Please show your gratitude by supporting them.

Kiddush Club

Wanted: Kiddush Club sponsors

If you are celebrating a special occasion (birthday, anniversary, yahrzeit) and want to share it with the community, why not consider sponsoring a Kiddush Club Event?

Nice to know

Upcoming Events

Use the Kiddush Club Request Form (see menu) to publicize your upcoming simcha or yahrzeit by sponsoring a Shabbat kiddush.

Copyright © 2006-2017 Congregation Shaarey Zedek. All Rights Reserved.