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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From www.awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff

Jewish Women's Shopping Centre

Rivkah goes to the new shopping centre in Hendon. It’s unique because it’s only for Jewish women looking for Jewish husbands. Potential husbands are the only goods on display. This is why Rivkah is there.
When she enters the building, there is a large sign, which says: -

    THE HENDON JWSC

        This JWSC centre is laid out over 5 floors
        The men here have increasingly better attributes the higher up you go
        The rules for entry are simple – you are only allowed in this store once
        Once you open the door to a floor, you must choose a man from that floor
        If you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to leave the centre

    BEST OF LUCK

Rivkah goes to the first floor. The sign on the door says:
Floor 1:  All the men here have jobs, love children and are certainly not lazy


Rivkah thought, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving children, but I wonder what's further up?"  So up she goes to the next floor. The sign says:
Floor 2:  All the men on this floor have executive jobs, love children, are certainly not lazy and are extremely good looking.


"That’s better," thought Rivkah, "but I wonder what's further upstairs?" Up she goes. The sign says:
Floor 3:  All the men on this floor have executive jobs, love children, are certainly not lazy, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and are not strictly orthodox.


"Wow," thought Rivkah, "almost perfect and very tempting. But I’ve come this far and there's more further up!" And so again, up she goes. The sign says:
Floor 4:  All the men on this floor have executive jobs, love children, are certainly not lazy, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, are not strictly orthodox, are very romantic and know how to satisfy their partner.


"Oy vay, wonderful" she said aloud, "but just think what could be waiting for me upstairs" So up to the fifth and top floor she goes. The sign here says:
Floor 5:  This floor is just to prove that Jewish women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping. Have a nice day.

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Date: Feb 24 '18
Sponsor: Regina Novak
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