This week's services:     Friday evening @ 5:45PM  -  Saturday morning @ 9:30AM

Friday night services will be held at the home of the Rabbi.  The address is 1506 Victoria Avenue.  Enter via the door nearest the driveway.

Laugh a little

We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From www.awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff

The house warming

Wayne and Christine get engaged and spend the summer months looking for a suitable house for when they get married.  After much searching, they buy a house just outside of Toronto.  It was owned by the Bloom family who lived there for over 20 years.  They marry and move in.

Some weeks later, as winter approaches, Christine begins to feel that the house is rather cold and wonders whether it needs some extra insulation.  But Wayne assures her, "If the Blooms lived here for all those years, then so can we."

But then winter takes a strong hold and there is one night when the temperature plunges to three degrees below zero. They shiver all night and next morning notice a light frosting on the inside of the bedroom windows.  So Wayne telephones Mr Bloom.  After explaining the situation to him, Wayne asks, "How did you keep the house warm in winter, Mr Bloom?"


"We never really tried," replies Mr Bloom.  "You see we always spend the winter in Florida!"

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