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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
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From www.awordinyoureye.com. Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff
Age matters
Avrahom is a lively 75 year old widower. He is also very rich. One day, he turns up at the Kosher K restaurant in Hendon to meet some of his friends and he has a gorgeous young redhead on his arm. She has sex appeal a-plenty and listens to Avrahom’s every word with great attention. All his friends think she is as sexy a lady as they have seen for years.
When she excuses herself to go to the ladies, Avrahom’s friends rush over to him. "Avrahom, how did you manage to get such a lovely girlfriend?" they ask.
"Girlfriend?" says Avrahom looking upset, "what do you mean girlfriend? Naomi is my wife."
They were shocked. "So how did you persuade Naomi to marry you?"
"I lied about my age," Avrahom replies.
"Don’t tell us that you told Naomi that you were only 50?"
"Of course not," smiles Avrahom, "I told her I was 90."
When she excuses herself to go to the ladies, Avrahom’s friends rush over to him. "Avrahom, how did you manage to get such a lovely girlfriend?" they ask.
"Girlfriend?" says Avrahom looking upset, "what do you mean girlfriend? Naomi is my wife."
They were shocked. "So how did you persuade Naomi to marry you?"
"I lied about my age," Avrahom replies.
"Don’t tell us that you told Naomi that you were only 50?"
"Of course not," smiles Avrahom, "I told her I was 90."
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