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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

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Meyer's talking parrot

Meyer, a lonely widower, was walking home along Golders Green Road one day, wishing something wonderful would happen to his life when he passed a Pet Store and heard a squawking voice shouting out in Yiddish:  Quawwwwk...vus macht du...yeah, du...outside, standing like a"

Meyer couldn't believe what he was hearing.  Suddenly, the proprietor came out of the shop and grabbed Meyer by the sleeve.  "Come in here and check out this parrot..."

Meyer was soon standing in front of an African Grey. The parrot cocked his little head and said:  "Vus?  Kenst reddin Yiddish?"

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