Laugh a little
We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
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From www.awordinyoureye.com. Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff
"What do you want?" asks his father.
"I'm thirsty daddy," replies Simon, "can you bring me up a glass of water?"
"No," says his father, "you had your chance earlier. Now get to bed and turn off the light."
A few minutes later, "Daddy, oh daddy"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" shouts his father.
"I told you, daddy, I'm very thirsty. Can I please have a drink of water?"
"I’ve already told you the answer. If you ask again, you’ll be punished."
Again, a few minutes later, "Daddy, oh daddy"
"WHAT IS IT THIS TIME?" shouts his father.
"When you come upstairs to punish me, daddy, can you bring a drink of water with you?"