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The engineer

Hette arrives home quite late one night and says to her worried Moishe, “Sorry I’m late. I had to come home by train, as I couldn’t get my car to start.  But I’m sure I know why.”

“So what’s the problem then, my mechanical engineer of a wife?” asks Moishe.

“I think there’s water in the carburetor,” replies Hette.

“How on earth can you know that?“ says Moishe.  “You don’t even know how to open the hood or to change the time on the car’s clock, let alone know where the carburetor is?”

“Maybe so,“ says Hette, “but I still think there’s water in it.”

Moishe then says, “OK, I’ll go along with you.  Let’s check it out right now.  Where did you leave the car?”

Hette replies, “In the lake!”

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In loving memory of my friend Harold Israel Eisenberg (AH)

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