Rabbi Landau is, as usual, standing near the shul's exit shaking hands as his congregation leave. But as Max is leaving, Rabbi Landau grabs his hand, pulls him aside and says, "Max, I think you need to join the Army of God!"

"But I'm already in God’s Army, Rabbi," says Max.

"So how come I don't see you in shul except on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur?" says Rabbi Landau.

Max goes up to Rabbi Landau and whispers in his ear, "Shush, I'm in the secret service."