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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From www.awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff

Taking Instructions

70 year old Rachel has just arrived at Tel Aviv airport for her first holiday in Israel. As soon as she clears Customs, she gets into a public taxi to Haifa with some other passengers and says to the driver, "Vould you tell me plees ven ve pass Shefayim."

"OK lady," he replies.

Unfortunately, Rachel annoys the driver and the other passengers throughout the journey by repeatedly shouting out, "don't forget driver, don't forget to tell me ven ve pass Shefayim."

Eventually, Rachel's constant reminders gets the driver so tsedrayt that he drives right past Shefayim. As soon as he realises this, he apologises to all his passengers, turns his taxi around, and drives back. Not long after, he says to Rachel, "Alright already lady, here at last is Shefayim. You may now get out."

"Nu, so who vants to get out here?" Rachel says.

"Well I thought you did, lady," replies the driver angrily. "You've been telling me this repeatedly."

"Oy, have you got it wrong driver," says Rachel. "Mine daughter Rivkah made me promise her that vunce I'm on a taxi to Haifa, I should take mine medicine and heart pills ven ve pass Shefayim."

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Date: Mar 7 '20
Sponsor: Regina Novak
In loving memory of my husband Morris Novak (AH)
 
Date: Jul 25 '20
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