Laugh a little
We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
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From www.awordinyoureye.com. Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff
How do you know
"How can I help you?" says the waiter. "Is there anything you want?"
"Of course there is," replies Louis angrily. "I've been waiting ages for you to take my order."
"Sorry, I've been busy," replies the waiter.
"I don't want excuses," says Louis, "I just want you should make like a waiter. The service here is absolutely awful."
"With respect," says the waiter, "how do you know this? You haven't had any service."