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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
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From www.awordinyoureye.com. Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff
The eye of the beholder
Mrs Stein, a rich tourist, goes to Paris to visit the art galleries. She decides to hire the services of a guide to show her around the Louvre.
"Oh!" said Mrs Stein looking at a painting, "That's a Monet isn't it?"
"No Madame, almost, it's a Manet." replied the guide.
"And that one, it's a Pissaro?"
"Er... no I'm sorry Madame, that's a Monet."
"Oh, I see. Now that one I’m sure of - that's a Picasso isn’t it?"
".... no Madame, that's a mirror."
"Oh!" said Mrs Stein looking at a painting, "That's a Monet isn't it?"
"No Madame, almost, it's a Manet." replied the guide.
"And that one, it's a Pissaro?"
"Er... no I'm sorry Madame, that's a Monet."
"Oh, I see. Now that one I’m sure of - that's a Picasso isn’t it?"
".... no Madame, that's a mirror."
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