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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
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From www.awordinyoureye.com. Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff
The house warming
Wayne and Christine get engaged and spend the summer months looking for a suitable house for when they get married. After much searching, they buy a house just outside of Toronto. It was owned by the Bloom family who lived there for over 20 years. They marry and move in.
Some weeks later, as winter approaches, Christine begins to feel that the house is rather cold and wonders whether it needs some extra insulation. But Wayne assures her, "If the Blooms lived here for all those years, then so can we."
But then winter takes a strong hold and there is one night when the temperature plunges to three degrees below zero. They shiver all night and next morning notice a light frosting on the inside of the bedroom windows. So Wayne telephones Mr Bloom. After explaining the situation to him, Wayne asks, "How did you keep the house warm in winter, Mr Bloom?"
"We never really tried," replies Mr Bloom. "You see we always spend the winter in Florida!"
Some weeks later, as winter approaches, Christine begins to feel that the house is rather cold and wonders whether it needs some extra insulation. But Wayne assures her, "If the Blooms lived here for all those years, then so can we."
But then winter takes a strong hold and there is one night when the temperature plunges to three degrees below zero. They shiver all night and next morning notice a light frosting on the inside of the bedroom windows. So Wayne telephones Mr Bloom. After explaining the situation to him, Wayne asks, "How did you keep the house warm in winter, Mr Bloom?"
"We never really tried," replies Mr Bloom. "You see we always spend the winter in Florida!"
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