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Friday night services will be held at the home of the Rabbi.  The address is 1506 Victoria Avenue.  Enter via the door nearest the driveway.

Laugh a little

We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From www.awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff

The 10 Commandments

The Hebrew people were sitting around Mt. Sinai.  You could hear only a subdued murmur among them, but you could feel the tension in the air.  For hours now, Moses had been on top of the mountain, hidden from their gaze by clouds wafting around its top. Sometimes the clouds became dark and you could hear thunder rolling down.  In spite of the warm weather this always caused a shudder among the waiting mass.

The end of day was approaching and dusk was beginning to set in when suddenly a figure came through the clouds and walked down the steep mountainside carrying a heavy load.  It was Moses.

Moses set down his load and raised his hands.  "Friends," he said, "friends, it was hard work and I have done my best.  I have negotiated with Him.  I used every possible argument, every trick I could think of -- and I think I was successful.  The good news is:  I brought him down from fifteen to ten.  The bad news is:  Adultery is still in."

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