Laugh a little
We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
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The valuable item
Judith goes into a Picture Framing shop and says to Joseph the manager, "I have something here that's worth over $100,000 and I would like that you should personally frame it."
"Oy, lady," says Joseph, "I've never ever been asked before to frame anything so expensive. Can I please see it?"
So, Judith hands Joseph her son's University Degree Certificate.